If you're one of the few people in the world who thought Borat was great, except that it didn't have enough Adam Sandler in it, your prayers have finally been answered. In his new movie You Don't Mess with the Zohan, Sandler plays a legendary Israeli commando who decides to switch careers and pursue his dream of being a hairdresser in New York. But even after faking his death, changing his appearance, and assuming a new identity, he still looks a little familiar somehow, doesn't he?

	Borat	Zohan
ZANY NEOLOGIC NAME	Borat sounds like Hyundai's latest sub-compact economy car.	Zohan sounds like Pfizer's latest cholesterol drug.
SHAPE-SHIFTING ACCENT	Vague Slavic base with occasional notes of Richard Simmons.	Vague Middle Eastern base with occasional notes of Dracula.
COMIC FACIAL HAIR	Junior Gene Shalit lip-creature.	Earnestly worn '90s goatee.
ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE	Coins hilarious and inventive euphemisms for sexual acts.	Coins euphemisms for sexual acts.
GRATUITOUS PLUM-SMUGGLING
SEXUAL IDENTITY	Flamboyantly heterosexual (but enjoys nude male wrestling).	Flamboyantly heterosexual (but could easily pass as a Chippendale's dancer).
FEELINGS ABOUT JEWS	Hates them	Loves them

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