Our Favorite Flawed Superheros

So-called "flawed" superheroes are all the rage these days, with brooding, traumatized Batman and alcoholic womanizer Iron Man leading the pack. But they aren't the only costumed crime fighters whose physical and emotional defects render them all too human. Here's a list of some of our favorite comic book characters and their real-world afflictions.

The Hulk

The Hulk

Severe anger issues. Can't hold down a job. Still wearing torn jeans despite the fact that they've been out of fashion since 1989.

Aquaman

Aquaman

Ugly costume and lame powers make him a frequent target of ridicule. Will have last laugh when global warming turns earth into one giant ocean.

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

Immense powers intimidate potential suitors, making dates hard to come by. Costume makes butt look big.

Robin

Robin

Orphaned as a teenager, he's forced by an eccentric billionaire to fight crime wearing a cape and a Speedo. It's the classic future serial killer profile.

The Flash

The Flash

Super-fast metabolism forces him to eat constantly, leading friends and co-workers to erroneously assume that he's bulimic.

Martian Manhunter

Martian Manhunter

Status as the only Martian resident of Earth breeds intense feeling of alienation. Afraid of fire. Addiction to Oreo cookies makes him a prime candidate for Type 2 Diabetes.

Doctor Strange

Doctor Strange

Living in denial -- stubbornly retains the "Doctor" prefix, despite having lost his medical license.

Shazam

Captain Marvel (Shazam)

A comic-book version of Tom Hanks' Big character, Marvel boasts the mind of an adolescent boy. Major ADHD issues.

Thor

Thor

Has a serious God complex, perhaps owing to the fact that he actually is a Norse deity.

Green Lantern

Green Lantern

His weakness is yellow -- the worst comic book weakness since kryptonite. How in the world does he urinate?

Professor X

Professor X

Is both crippled and bald, which might explain why there isn't a Mrs. Professor X.

The Punisher

The Punisher

A pill-popping gun nut with violent, amoral tendencies. Probably a fascist. Is box office poison.

Wolverine

Wolverine

Has a bad temper. Uses words like "bub." Is Canadian.

Beast

Beast

Wildly hirsute. Excessively polysyllabic. Blue.

Daredevil

Daredevil

Possesses a personality bland enough to be capably portrayed by Ben Affleck. Wears a suit clearly designed by a blind guy.

What are some of your favorite flawed superheroes? Let us know.

User Comments

Please Log in or register to comment on Our Favorite Flawed Superheros.
  • movielover612

    07/03/08 10:39 AM
    What about Iron Man? Tony Stark was an alcoholic!
    Review Rating: 0
    Characters remaining:
    Submit Cancel
  • movielover612

    07/03/08 10:41 AM
    Wait, never mind. I didn't read the top paragraph. Sorry.
    Review Rating: 0
    Characters remaining:
    Submit Cancel
  • thephionex

    07/11/08 07:17 PM
    Spider-Man. Seriously, that dude can't meet anyone without them being being murdered and or commiting suicide. His Uncle Ben died, his parents died, Aunt May was shot, Harry died, and Mary Jane is going to die sooner or later.
    Review Rating: 0
    Characters remaining:
    Submit Cancel
  • JJW 54

    08/19/08 03:10 AM
    Their is Nite Owl form the Upcoming Watchmen Movie which is coming out next year, I mean this is clearly a Cheap imitation of Batman
    Review Rating: 0
    Characters remaining:
    Submit Cancel
© 2008 ReelzChannel