The LaBeouf Doctrine

If you're that rare soul who's a fan of both Access Hollywood and the Military Channel, then perhaps you've noticed the long-standing correlation between America's military fortunes and the machismo of its reigning Hollywood It-Boy. With the premiere of Shia LaBeouf's Eagle Eye approaching and no happy end to the Iraq situation in sight, an obvious question emerges:

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You say quagmire, we say LaBeouf.



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