Our Valentine to You and Yours: 10 Chick Flicks That Don't Totally Suck

Tis the season, not only for Valentine's Day, but also that side effect of it, a barrage of chick flicks at the box office. The chick flick is, by nature, shall we say, problematic. First, there's the fact that society has ghettoized a vast lot of films with female protagonist under this lovely namesake that instantly implies shallow frivolity, artlessness, and utter commercialism. Secondly, there's the fact that many films labelled as such do indeed deserve to be ghettoized, condemned to the celluloid wasteland, mocked by film students and scholars. Case in point, last weekend's box office winner, He's Just Not That Into You.

But not all chick flicks need suck. This weekend, there's even hope for a non-sucky one in Confessions of a Shopaholic (hope being the operative word). With that hope in our hearts, we offer this list of 10 Chick Flicks That Don't Totally Suck. Heck, many don't even suck at all.

1Imitation of Life

Imitation of Life (1959)

Douglas Sirk's movies were considered "woman's pictures" back in the day and dismissed by critics for being banal tear jerkers. Now they're recognized by contemporary critics and scholars for being ironic, complex critiques of American society thinly veiled in melodrama and bright colors. With this highly-commercial Lana Turner vehicle, Sirk wasn't just pulling at the heartstrings, he was also subtly confronting the divide between white and black America. Makes you wonder if someday we'll be discussing the xenophobia dynamics in Made of Honor. Probably not, but Sirk's films show how a filmmaker can be dismissed as trite in his own time only to be understood to be so much more in later years.

2Breakfast at Tiffany's

Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961)

On the one hand, it seems sacrilegious to even call this classic a "chick flick." On the other hand, right at this moment, some 16-year-old girl with a black and white picture of Audrey Scotch taped to her locker is trying to get her boyfriend to watch this movie while he argues for yet another viewing of Superbad. Finally, the dude will give in, perhaps the victim of his girlfriend imitating Audrey's kittenish ways, and he'll enjoy every frickin' minute. Yes this film has the romance, the happy endings, and the material obsessions common to sucky contemporary chick flicks (Sex and the City movie, we're talking about you), but it also has an intriguing dark side -- both Holly and Paul's lifestyles are subsidized by their own amorality and loneliness -- that tempers all the pretty stuff just bit. But, in the end, it's that beauty that makes the film a classic. It's as if all that is pleasurable and beautiful about movies were distilled into Audrey Hepburn's face for 115 blissful minutes.

3Pretty in Pink

Pretty in Pink (1986)

From Sixteen Candles to Dirty Dancing, the '80s are brimming with non-sucky chick flicks. How do they manage to not suck? First, there are the soundtracks. When you have New Order and the Psychedelic Furs playing, as in this film, it's hard for a movie to be that bad (think how much more bearable Sofia Coppola's Marie Antoinette was made by the New Order factor). Then, there's the fact that in the best 80s "chick flicks" the leading ladies aren't just waiting for some dude to call; they're making killer prom dresses out of old ones, they're learning the mambo, they're borrowing money from their dads to finance secret abortions. In short, they're doing things, and they're not conventionally pretty. Lastly, writer John Hughes imbued Pretty in Pink, and all his 80s high school flicks, with a cliquey realism. He portrayed high school as it was, as you wanted it to be, and you hoped it never would be, and he's the undisputed master of the ugly-duckling-turns-to-a-swan-for-the-prom scene.

4Thelma & Louise

Thelma & Louise (1991)

While its feminist principles continue to be debated in film studies programs across this great nation, there's nothing at all sucky about Ridley Scott's female road movie. Love it or hate it, find it empowering or problematic, this was a film that struck a chord, that started conversations and challenged the idea of what women could and couldn't do on film.

5Before Sunrise

Before Sunrise (1995)

A French chick and a broken-hearted slacker wandering around Vienna, just talking for 105 minutes and slowly falling in love. It could have gone so wrong, but with writer/director Richard Linklater things go so right. No one does disaffected dialogue like him, and he manages to take what could of have been a cheesy, gooey mess of a premise and make a thoughtful, genuinely romantic film. The romance isn't simply between the two stars, Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy, who have an easy chemistry and look the best they'll ever look. Moreso, it's more a quickly scribbled love note to travels, trains, and chance meetings.

6Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997)

If you can watch the scene in which the two stars perform a dramatic interpretive dance to Cyndi Lauper's "Time After Time" and not be at least a tiny bit amused, you don't deserve your DVD player. Citizen Kane it isn't, but this female buddy movie has some of the same charms of an Apatow flick (if not all the accolades), except the ladies, not the dudes, are the loveable losers. As played by Lisa Kudrow and Mira Sorvino, the title characters deliver such great lines as "I invented Post-Its" and "I was so lucky getting mono, that was like the best diet ever." The funny is further aided by Alan Cumming and Janeane Garofalo -- at her mid-late 90s best -- in supporting roles.

7My Best Friend's Wedding

My Best Friend's Wedding (1997)

There are plenty of my-friend-is-getting-married-and-I-just-realized-I-really-love-him/her pictures that totally suck. This one doesn't and for one simple reason: It doesn't have a happy ending. It's a brave, somewhat shocking move in a super commercial Julia Roberts picture to have her not get the guy, and here, it elevates the film well above suckiness. The other woman -- Cameron Diaz before she jumped the shark and did that Vegas movie with Kutcher -- is actually likable, lending the film a degree of complexity not often scene in the genre. Rupert Everett is as charming as he'll ever be as the gay BFF, and when Roberts end up his arms, and not Dermot Mulroney's, the film subtly asks some deeper questions about friendship versus romantic love.

8Drop Dead Gorgeous

Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999)

It's easy to pass this one over in your Netflix browsing and dismiss it as just as just a cheesy Kirsten Dunst high school flick. It's actually a scathing, hilarious satire of not only beauty pageants but also middle America. An amazing cast -- including Allison Janney, Ellen Barkin, Denise Richards, Kirstie Alley, and a before-she-was-big Amy Adam -- turns in performances so over-the-top hilarious, they border on the grotesque. Director Michael Patrick Jann wrote, directed, and produced on the TV wundershow The State, and it shows in this movie's every drop dead funny scene.

9Kissing Jessica Stein

Kissing Jessica Stein (2001)

It starts with the typical beginning of many a chick flick -- successful, neurotic New York career woman can never find Mr. Right -- and then twists it. The leading lady meets a maybe-Ms.-Right. In doing so, the film at once manages to be a cute chick flick that you could watch with your mother, and a gently subversive film that turns the romantic comedy genre on its head with girl-on-girl action. Like My Best Friend's Wedding, the film is at its best when it raises questions about who we love and why, about the blurry boundaries between friendship and romance, instead of giving us cheap, easy happy endings. Also, Jon Hamm has a small role.

10The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (2005) and
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 (2008)

Like many of the non-sucking chick flicks, the focus is on the relationship between girlfriends; dude stuffs are merely sub-plots (see Thelma & Louise, Romy and Michele's, Steel Magnolias). Sure here the female friendships are explored via a ridiculous plot device in which a magical pair of pants perfectly fits four very different girlfriends, but no matter. While it's ludicrous to propose that a pair of pants fits and flatters both America Ferrera and Blake Lively, you find yourself wanting to believe they might, just as you once wanted to believe in Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny long after you knew they weren't real. What is real here is the strength of the sisterhood casting, in addition to Lively and Ferrera, Amber Tamblyn and Alexis Bledel give affecting, truly believable performances that we've seen draw tears from even the most jaded, indie and foreign film snob dudes.

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Hailey Eber is a writer living in Brooklyn.



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  • TFunk

    02/20/09 05:27 PM
    Breakfast at Tiffany's is my favorite one on this list of yours.
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  • MCWHAMMER

    02/20/09 07:26 AM
    Pretty good list. I'm willing to give some of these a try that I have never seen. More recently, I've liked Baby Mama and Just Like Heaven, which did not make your list.
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  • fatkid

    02/13/09 09:34 AM
    Definitely, Maybe was really good That should definitely be on the list. Well above Twilight... which did suck.
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  • bbedford

    02/12/09 05:03 PM
    Fun list. I just can't bring myself to agree completely though. Steel Magnolias is right up there at the top of my list of chick flicks that suck. Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants I can't even bring myself to watch at all. That said, some of my favorite movie are mentioned here. Pretty in Pink and Thelma and Louise are awesome. Working Girl, Clueless and Legally Blonde are all great.. A newer one that I would add to your list is Definitely, Maybe. Don't tell anyone said so though.
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  • bernieinLA

    02/12/09 03:57 PM
    Awesome list! As someone who often defends chick flicks, you've given me new, often-over-looked ammo (Amelie, Kissing Jessica Stein) with some major firepower behind it with quips like "-Then, there's the fact that in the best 80s "chick flicks" the leading ladies aren't just waiting for some dude to call; they're making killer prom dresses out of old ones, they're learning the mambo, they're borrowing money from their dads to finance secret abortions." I'm all revved up for SHOPAHOLIC now!
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