You Don't Know Joe! (Or Kevin. Or Nick.) Take Our Jonas Brothers Quiz
By ReelzChannel Staff
Even when teen-pop superstars The Jonas Brothers were only 1D, the D stood for delightful. Now, they’re 3D, so they’re even better! But
does their new movie, Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience, have what it takes to jam with some of the most heralded rock ‘n’ roll movie experiences of the past? OmiJonas, of course it does! If you don’t believe, just take our 3D quiz.
| 1. | In the classic Rolling Stones concert movie, Gimme Shelter, the Hells Angels provide security for the show. Who provides security at a Jonas Brothers concert? |
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A) Favorite warm blanket
B) Nite-light (can also double as power-ballad lighter)
C) Unicorns
D) All of the above
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Answer: D) All of the above |
| 2. | In the Talking Heads’ Stop Making Sense, David Byrne wears a giant suit to create visual interest. Which of the following giant props actually appears in the Jonas Brothers movie? |
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A) Giant teddy bear
B) Giant fire-hoses spraying crowd with uncomfortably metaphorical foam
C) Giant Crest White Strips banner
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Answer: B) Giant fire-hoses spraying crowd with fluffy white foam |
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A) Two hours of mandatory harmonizing like fuzzy-wuzzy angel-kittens
B) Group clothing swap party
C) Crack open a few Sunny Delights and bond over abstinence stories
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Answer: A) Two hours of mandatory harmonizing like fuzzy-wuzzy angel-kittens |
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A) The Song Remains the Same
B) Decline of Western Civilization IV: The Heavy Disney Years
C) The Purity and the Perkiness
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Answer: B) Decline of Western Civilization IV: The Heavy Disney Years |
| 5. | When planning his 2008 concert movie, Shine a Light, Martin Scorsese considered shooting in IMAX 3D. How come he ultimately chose not to? |
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A) Mick Jagger’s wrinkles already terrifyingly vivid.
B) Keith Richards now too skinny to register in 3D.
C) IMAX 3D should be exclusively reserved for God’s most exotic creations, like South Sea dolphins, Bengal tigers, and Nick Jonas.
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Answer: C) IMAX 3D should be exclusively reserved for God’s most exotic creations, like South Sea dolphins, Bengal tigers, and Nick Jonas. |
| 6. | Near bankruptcy, The Who insisted they would only appear at Woodstock if paid in cash. What sort of compensation do the Jonas Brothers receive for their concert appearances? |
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A) Enough money to buy a full-fledged purity castle, complete with moat.
B) Top secret adorability serum from Pfizer.
C) Jonas Brother Bonus Bucks, redeemable at all Hot Topics.
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Answer: A) Enough money to buy a full-fledged purity castle, complete with moat. |
| 7. | While editing The Last Waltz, Martin Scorsese famously airbrushed a chunk of cocaine from Neil Young’s left nostril. If any airbrushing took place in the Jonas Brothers movie, it most likely involved: |
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A) Airbrushing out Kevin’s polka dot scarf, which clashed with Nick’s dusty rose capri pants.
B) Digitally adding purity ring to hired guitarist’s hand.
C) Airbrushing out Joe’s mono-brow
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Answer: A) Airbrushing out Kevin’s polka dot scarf, which clashed with Nick’s dusty rose capri pants.
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| 8. | Spinal Tap had to keep replacing drummers because they kept dying. What is the likeliest reason The Jonas Brothers will have to replace their drummer? |
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A) Found an Ozzy Osbourne song on his iPod
B) Devil’s food cake addiction
C) Constantly late for moisturizing practice
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Answer: C) Constantly late for moisturizing practice
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