The Dune Remake: Can Robert Pattinson Fill Sting's Metal Speedo?

News that Robert Pattinson may be starring in the 2010 Dune remake got us wondering how he stacks up against Sting's Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen in the 1984 version. Sure he shares the high cheekbones and chiseled jawline. But beyond that, does Pattinson have what it takes?

Wild, Futuristic Hair?
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While Pattinson may have to dye his locks -- which could involve washing, something he clearly does not like doing -- his hair could not be better suited for the role.

Serious Look with Pursed Lips and Raised Eyebrow?
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Depending on which way Dune director Peter Berg wants to take the remake, Pattinson may have to learn to raise his left eyebrow instead of his right. We believe he's up to the task.

Extremely Fit?
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Brrrrrp? Pattinson will clearly need some time in the gym, perhaps with his Twilight and New Moon castmate Taylor Lautner, who has gotten himself almost freakishly engorged since the filming of the first movie.



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  • Tanyaluv73

    05/19/09 08:24 PM
    LOL!!! The comment about being extremely fit had me rolling. Even Rob himself said that he, "tried to get a six pack for twilight and it just didn't happen!" HMMM do I see maybe packing on 15 pounds and working out to Billy Blanks or the guy who does the beach body makeover that says, " to get really toned up you need to shock your body with different workouts." NOT SURE!!
    Either way if there is truth to this...as much as I crush on Ro....honey you've got to tone it up for that role!!
    Wasn't Sting the S#
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  • sticktwins

    05/18/09 04:37 PM
    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
    Don't forget the authentic British accent. That always helps.
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