They've each defeated hordes of zombies, mutants, demons, and vampires. But what would happen if the lead characters in some of the best-known video game-based flicks faced each other in a no-holds-barred battle royale? Let the (video) games begin!
Click to reveal winner... Winner: Alice Girl-Power prevails after rejecting Eye-Candy request for Dance Off. |
Click to reveal winner...Winner: Alice Experienced mutant zombie fighter easily slays zombie-like actor. |
[+] Alice - Resident Evil
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Portrayed on screen by: Milla Jovovich
Strengths: The genetically engineered Alice is proficient at hand-to-hand combat, firearms, and zombie eradication.
Weaknesses: Amnesiac; seemingly incapable of conveying more than one facial impression |
Click to reveal winner...Winner: Alice Proficient hand-to-hand combat trounces inexpert Tai Kwon Do.
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Click to reveal winner...Winner: Alice Croft's firearm handling hampered by oversized chest. |
 [+] Sonya Blade - Mortal Kombat
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Portrayed on screen by: Bridgette Wilson
Strengths: Aggressive, headstrong Sonya is an expert at both Kenpo and Tai Kwon Do.
Weaknesses: Blonde; not really an expert at Kenpo or Tai Kwon Do; eyes appear to be set too far apart |
 [+] Lara Croft - Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
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Portrayed on screen by: Angelina Jolie
Strengths: In addition to being a brilliant archaeologist, Lara is highly skilled at hand-to-hand combat and firearms.
Weaknesses: Unconvincing British accent; movement somewhat limited by oversized chest |
Click to reveal winner...Winner: Lara Croft Brilliant archaeologist outwits vampire-human hybrid.
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 [+] Rayne - Bloodrayne
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Portrayed on screen by: Kristanna Loken
Strengths: A vampire-human hybrid, Rayne possesses superhuman strength and speed.
Weaknesses: Bad hair-dye job; can be burned by water; outfits make her look like a "lazy hooker" |
 [+] Tina Armstrong - DOA: Dead or Alive
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Portrayed on screen by: Jaime Pressly
Strengths: Spunky Tina is a championship pro wrestler.
Weaknesses: Raspy, southern-accented voice starts out sexy but quickly grows irritating; ditto for the spunkiness |
Click to reveal winner...Winner: Tina Armstrong Champion wrestler body slams the dimwitted Aline. |
Click to reveal winner... Winner: Lt. Cammy Pro wrestler immobilized by mediocre pop songs. |
 [+] Aline Cedrac - Alone in the Dark
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Portrayed on screen by: Tara Reid
Strengths: None that we know of
Weaknesses: Allegedly a trained archaeologist, Aline's difficulty with multi-syllable words betrays a limited intellect. |
 [+] Aki Ross - Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
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Portrayed on screen by: Ming-Na (Voice)
Strengths: Dr. Ming-Na is an expert scientist and a skilled surgeon.
Weaknesses: Plagued by bad dreams; is apparently dying |
Click to reveal winner...Winner: Lt. Cammy MI6 Agent displays better dexterity than trained surgeon. |
[+] Lieutenant Cammy - Street Fighter: The Movie
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Portrayed on screen by: Kylie Minogue
Strengths: A former MI6 Agent, Cammy is skilled in fighting and counter-espionage techniques.
Weaknesses: Mediocre singing voice; questionable hand-to-hand combat skills |
Click to reveal winner... Winner: Max Payne Mario's frame woefully unfit for dodging barrages of bullets. |
[+] Max Payne - Max Payne
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Portrayed on screen by: Mark Wahlberg
Strengths: A former cop, Payne is proficient with firearms and driven by an unquenchable thirst for vengeance.
Weaknesses: Short; difficulty expressing anything beyond blustery machismo or grim disdain |
Click to reveal winner...Winner: Max Payne Chest-waxing skills no match for unquenchable thirst for vengeance. |
Click to reveal winner...Winner: Max Payne Follicly challenged agent cowers before blustery machismo. |
 [+] Colonel William F. Guile - Street Fighter: The Movie
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Portrayed on screen by: Jean-Claude Van Damme
Strengths: Guile is skilled at hand-to-hand combat, chest-waxing, and hair care.
Weaknesses: Wears funny hat; American accent sounds suspiciously Belgian |
 [+] Agent 47 - Hitman
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Portrayed on screen by: Timothy Olyphant
Strengths: An elite assassin, Agent 47 is skilled with both firearms and hand-to-hand combat.
Weaknesses: Follicly challenged;
Russian eye candy; apparently only owns one suit |
Click to reveal winner...Winner: Agent 47 Please, Sarge couldn't defeat the lowly Karl Urban. |
 [+] Sarge - Doom
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Portrayed on screen by: Dwayne "The Rock"
Strengths: Sarge is a gifted military leader with above-average strength and agility.
Weaknesses: Ingesting "Chromosome 24" compromises his judgment, renders him incapable of defeating lowly Karl Urban in a fight |
 [+] Prince Dastan - Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
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Portrayed on screen by: Jake Gyllenhaal
Strengths: In addition to possessing above-average strength and agility, Dastan can control space-time with the help of a magical dagger
Weaknesses: Easily manipulated by female companion Farah; looks like Glen Danzig
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Click to reveal winner... Winner: Pikachu Electric bolts trigger malfunction of magical dagger. |
Click to reveal winner... Winner: Mario Mario Larger-than-life Italian-American stereotype brings Pikachu to tears. |
[+] Pikachu - Pokeman 2000
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Portrayed on screen by: Ikue Ootani (voice)
Strengths: The terminally cute Pikachu defeats enemies by emitting short bursts, or bolts, of electricity.
Weaknesses: Can be disabled by a large magnetic field; prone to crying |
[+] Mario Mario - Super Mario Bros.
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Portrayed on screen by: Bob Hoskins
Strengths: After ingesting a magical mushroom, Mario is transformed from an Italian-American stereotype into a somewhat larger Italian-American stereotype.
Weaknesses: Tends to fall into giant pipes; constantly followed by annoying brother Luigi (John Leguizamo) |
Click to reveal winner...Winner: Mario Mario Sonic Spin Attack overpowered by magic-mushroom delusions. |
 [+] Sonic - Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie
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Strengths: Sonic can run at supersonic speeds and is able to fight off attackers with his patented "Sonic Spin Attack."
Weaknesses: Easily excitable; extremely short tempered; rumored to be using large amounts of amphetamines |