Dude. Wanna make another movie? Our partners at Variety have alerted us to the fact that Harold & Kumar are coming back for thirds. The plot is "being kept under wraps," but we think it will have something to do with the overwhelming sense of despair that seems to afflict so many of us in this overmediated, post-millenial era. Either that or bong jokes. Still, aren't good-natured low-budget stoner comedies supposed to be a gateway drug for harder stuff? By our reckoning, the hydroponic duo should have graduated to hilarious heroin-addiction adventures at this point.