In a very timely take on the Twilight phenomenon, last night's episode of South Park has the town's school being overrun by a cult of teenage vampire wannabes. These children of the night take their style cues from the local Hot Topics and drink Clamato to seal their transformation. Then it's cult vs. cult, as goth kids attempt to banish the newcomers who, they complain, have "bogarted" their style. For them, the worst of it is that no one seems able to tell the two groups apart.
The full episode can be viewed at South Park Studios.