Keanu Reeves has built his career as a science fiction avatar on what the LA Times recently referred to as his "cosmic blankness," a facial minimalism that certainly helped make him alien enough for his role as Klaatu in The Day the Earth Stood Still. But the folks over at New York Magazine's Vulture Blog have assembled a rejoinder to all the jokes and jibes about his lack of range in their illustrated field guide to the facial expressions of Keanu Reeves. Their "patented Kean-u-meter" uncovers a range of elasticity from zero (The Matrix Revolutions) to ten (Bram Stoker's Dracula). As Klaatu, he racks up a one for his display of "alienation."