You know what's even less pretty than comedy? Burglary, mayhem, and attempted murder, all of which character actor Shelley Malil, best known for his role as one of Steve Carell's hilariously antagonistic co-workers in The 40-Year-Old Virgin, is now charged with after turning himself into police in San Diego County this weekend. He stands accused of stabbing a woman who'd recently ended a relationship with him more than 20 times.