Mix one part ironic energy drink ad plus one part UFC cage match plus one part Dancing with the Stars: Kung Fu Stripper Edition plus one part Natalya Rudakova (our favorite freckle-faced redhead since Peppermint Patty) and what do you get? We're not sure we could endure the whole movie 27 times in a row, but that's how many times we just watched this Transporter 3 clip.